Away and bile yer heid.
Go and boil your head. One of fifty in A Wee Book of Scottish Insults, each translated into plain English so you can say it like you mean it. From £9.50.
Fifty insults, translated.
A Wee Book of Scottish Insults. An A6 paperback of fifty insults, each translated into plain English, so the recipient knows exactly where they stand.
Shop the book£9.50 · three for £15 · five for £20
Insult on the left. Translation on the right.
Open it anywhere and you're armed. From numpty, an idiot you still like, to the ones too rude to print anywhere but the book.
See insideA6 · 50 pages · fits inside a birthday card
Bought one. Ended up buying three.
This book gets read out loud. One page at the table, somebody laughs, and now everybody wants their own copy. Three sorts the table; five sorts Christmas.
Get threeThree for £15 · five for £20
